I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
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Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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