is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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