i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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