And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
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So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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