we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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