their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
you never un-have a 4some
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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