Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
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I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
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I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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