at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
When are your genitals available?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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