I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
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I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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