sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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