Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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