your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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