Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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