Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
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The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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