better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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