Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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