so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
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He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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