what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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