I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I just want to make out with him forever
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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