i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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