Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
i drank out of a bidet.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
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That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
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It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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