Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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