Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
