I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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