brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
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i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
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You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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