Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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