People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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