sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
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Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
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I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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