Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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