Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
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Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
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Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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