That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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