You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
