1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
