The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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