People in love make me want to vomit
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
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They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
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I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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