p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
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Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
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Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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