It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Too much gin, very little bucket
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
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We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
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literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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