I want to make a zoo with you.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
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I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
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Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning