He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i would one night stand the shit outta him
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
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Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.