Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
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Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
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Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex