I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
These 27 C*ck Blocks Are Savage AF
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.