Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
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I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
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Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Will exercising make me less horny?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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