just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
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So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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