I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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