I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
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Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
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You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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