I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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