I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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