just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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