best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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