i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
they call him Oral-B. enough said
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
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