How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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