I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
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No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
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So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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