Sponge bath it is.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
