So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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