i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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