I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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