hell yes lets make some ravioli
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
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Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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